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11.15.2010



Here's a funny list :





What Men Really Mean


1. "It's a guy thing." Really means...


There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,

and you have no chance at all of making it logical.


2. "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means...


Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling


3. "It would take too long to explain." Really means...


I have no idea how it works.


4. "I'm getting more exercise lately." Really means...


The batteries in the remote are dead.


5. "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means...


I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.


6. "You look terrific." Really means...


Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving.


7. "Will you marry me?" Really means...


Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer,


and there is no more peanut butter.


8. "I broke up with her." Really means...
 
She dumped me.  :)